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The Ugly Table (#14)

CARROTS

I OFTEN WONDER IF CARROTS WOULD BE MORE POPULAR IF THEY WERE NAMED ORANGES? THEY ARE MORE OBVIOUSLY ORANGE THEN ORANGES.

PROBABLY NOT. AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECUZ CARROTS SUCK.

IT’S NOT LIKE THEY TASTE AS BAD AS LIVER OR ZUCCHINNI? THEY HAVE NO TASTE. COOKED OR RAW.

AND TRUST ME, I TRIED TO BECOME A FAN. I’VE SOAKED THEM IN RANCH DRESSING, COOKED THEM AND MIXED THEM WITH BUTTER AND BROWN SUGAR. STILL SHIT.

CARROTS BELONG TO THE COCONUT, RAISIN, BANANA FOOD GROUP IN MY BOOK (OTHER FOODS I HATE.)

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 12/12/10

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