South DaCola

SF City government had an emergency shut down Monday afternoon . . .

. . while officials fixed Mayor’s Huether’s hair.

The misplaced lump-like duck tail in the back was noticed by a Stormland TV reporter and quickly reported to the proper authorities. After the incident, Huether joked,

“It’s okay folks, really it is. It’s not like we were dumping 10 million gallons of raw sewage in the Sioux River, this was just a few hairs out of place. Hopefully the state won’t fine us over it.”

But the state director of political appearances says,

“Not so fast. While it was good the city had an immediate emergency response to Mike’s hair, it almost rates up there with an incident a few years back when a Rapid City TV station attempted to get a full body shot of Ted Klaudt. They found out the hard way and had to pay a $300 fine.”

Exit mobile version