IT’S MY BIRTHDAY

I don’t enjoy singing to a stranger on their birthday.

Will I get you a free dessert? Sure.

Do I want to sing to you? No.

Eat your ice cream and leave quietly into the night.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/7/11

By l3wis

7 thoughts on “The Ugly Table (#21)”
  1. Unless you’re at a kids-oriented arcade restaurant, the staff should never have to sing happy birthday to customers. It’s annoying as fuck to anybody else in the restaurant, and I’d bet the vast majority of the time the birthday boy/girl doesn’t like it either.

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