It seems like in one swift motion Obama has solved obesity while increasing my dessert sales.
Well, at least he has increased my dessert sales.
Yesterday we implemented a new policy, no bread before a meal unless they want it. (It’s part of Obama’s secret plot to make Americans healthy while he smokes cigs on the WH’s back forty)
We must ‘Ask’ customers if they want bread now.
At first, I thought, OH BOY, here comes the complaints.
But I soon found out 50% of the people said, “No, I don’t want to fill up before the meal.”
I sold a lot of cheesecake and ice cream yesterday.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/7/11