C: What’s that on my hamburger bun?
ME: What?
C: That yellow stuff?
ME: Mustard.
C: (Confused look)
ME: How about I get you a new bun without it on there?
C: Okay.
ME: Next week come back, and I’ll explain ketchup to you (it’s the red stuff).
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/28/11
I FUCKING HATE BIRTHDAYS
C: What do you do for kid’s birthdays?
ME: We hold them upside down by their feet, stick their head in a toilet bowl and flush it, while singing happy birthday to them, of course.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/28/11
A PIRATE HUTTERITE . . .
. . . sat at table 56 tonight.
Yo, Ho, Ho and a bottle of raisin wine.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/28/11
I go along with you on what to do for a kids birthday. Or you can make him listen to Snooki Tuesday on Laura Ingraham’s radio show. Actually that would be worse then sticking his head in the toilet.
Watch table 56, they’re likely to steal the silverware.
and the gold . . . . argh.