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The Ugly Table (#30-32)

THE MUSTARD TALK

C: What’s that on my hamburger bun?

ME: What?

C: That yellow stuff?

ME: Mustard.

C: (Confused look)

ME: How about I get you a new bun without it on there?

C: Okay.

ME: Next week come back, and I’ll explain ketchup to you (it’s the red stuff).

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/28/11

I FUCKING HATE BIRTHDAYS

C: What do you do for kid’s birthdays?

ME: We hold them upside down by their feet, stick their head in a toilet bowl and flush it, while singing happy birthday to them, of course.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/28/11

A PIRATE HUTTERITE . . .

. . . sat at table 56 tonight.

Yo, Ho, Ho and a bottle of raisin wine.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/28/11

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