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The Ugly Table #34

RENCH or FRANCH?

Me: What dressing would you like on your salad?

C: French.

Me: Ranch?

C: FRENCH!

Me: French?

C: (Confused) Not Ranch?

Me: Yup, French.

C: French?

Me: Sure.

C: Do you have Dorothy Lynch?

*(I have this dialogue at least 1 or 2 times a night).

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 3/7/11

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