STRAWBERRY POPPYSEED VINAIGRETTE is NOTHING like RANCH
ME: What dressing do you want on your salad?
C: What kind do you have?
ME: What do you like?
C: Um, ah, um . . . .
ME: We have just about everything.
C: Do you have strawberry poppyseed vinaigrette?
ME: (You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, did you just make that up?)
ME: No, but we have Italian.
C: Um, ah, um . . .
ME: Okay, we have, Ceasar, Italian, 1000, French, Honey Mustard, Oil and Vinegar, and Ranch.
C: Do you have light Ranch?
ME: No, only light French.
C: Um, ah, um . . . I’ll take Ranch . . . on the side.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 3/28/11