Byron: My customer wants extra crispy bacon on their burger, how do I do that?
Me: Special instruction it.
Byron: But isn’t the bacon pre-cooked, how will it get crispy?
I just walked away . . . quickly.
Young Server (2)
Saundra: Which pot of coffee is the decaf? The orange or the black? Can you tell by the smell?
I just walked away . . . quickly.
Young Server (3)
OVERHEARD CONVO BETWEEN SAID SERVER AND BUSBOY
BB: What’s the difference between suicide and homicide?
Saundra: Suicide is when you are by yourself, homicide is when another person is present.
I just walked away . . . quickly as gunfire roared.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 5/24/11