Inspired by Angry Guy’s hilarious comment on the AL forum today

1. I just got done reading your archived comments on the AL, my side still hurts. Favorite:

   “two words will turn Playboy around… Money Shot.”

2. Oh, but there is more. I love this archive:

   AngryGuy: Commented on “Large hail hits Vermillion, breaks skylights at Walmart”
   9/22/2010 4:20 PM

   In other news: Instances of disgusting fingernails on the rise in the Vermillion area

3. AngryGuy: Commented on “Man arrested for DUI after crashing into S.F. fire station”
   7/9/2010 8:47 AM

   Where’s the fire?… see… that works a couple levels on this one. He was looking for his lighter.. AND he hit a fire station… get it?

4. AngryGuy: Commented on “Lyon County casino approved”
   5/13/2010 12:19 PM

   The only thing I want to know is if they’ll comp drink while I throw cards.
   Other than that, who cares?

5. AngryGuy: Commented on “Medical marijuana topic of Minnehaha Democratic Forum today”
   5/7/2010 7:23 AM

   wait… what were we just talking about? I’m hungry…. Who wants Chinese?!!?

6. AngryGuy: Commented on “Bill Peterson: ‘We came up short, but politics is a very competitive business'”
   4/14/2010 8:35 AM

   The only guy Peterson could beat was Janoct? LMFAO!
   If I were him, I’d hang up my dreams of holding a public office and discourage those around me from talking about such a humiliating defeat.

7. AngryGuy: Commented on “One in four parents believes vaccines are linked to autism”
   3/3/2010 5:51 AM

   My back is killing me… anyone know a good chiropractor?

8. AngryGuy: Commented on “Move to identify some anonymous online commenters rejected”
   2/22/2010 11:05 AM

   PHEW! Now I can go back to running my church and faith-based daycare center without the worry of my flock finding out my secret online identity.

9. AngryGuy: Commented on “Letters: Huether showed compassion”
   2/5/2010 8:10 AM

   I was sad when I first started reading the letter… and then it started to take on a “Dear Penthouse” feel when he went to see her at the Country Club. Bow Chicka BOW BOW! What’s not to like? He’s Rich. He has powerful connections. All that’s missing is a title like Mayor McDreamy.

10. AngryGuy: Commented on “Minnehaha Democrats to meet”
    2/1/2010 10:44 AM

    They’ll also be giving out vouchers for free abortions and physicals.
    Please turn your head and *COUGH*… that will be $10,000,000,000,000 please.

11. I have to stop reading them, I am tired.

12. Those are the best!

13. I couldn’t resist, I had to read more.

    AngryGuy: Commented on “From prison, former lawmaker Ted Klaudt tries to copyright name”
    12/15/2009 2:11 PM

    Replying to NemWan:

    For a lawmaker, Ted Klaudtâ„¢ has a very poor understanding of the law. For a foster parent, Ted Klaudtâ„¢ has very poor parenting skills. What else is Ted Klaudtâ„¢ not good at?

    Dieting?

    AngryGuy: Commented on “From prison, former lawmaker Ted Klaudt tries to copyright name”
    12/15/2009 12:02 PM

    Darn it, I was going to start a business called Klaudt Family Fertility Clinic.

14. AngryGuy: Commented on “Tea couple accused of sex trafficking involving underage girls”
    11/25/2009 10:59 AM

    If they were trafficking people to pick soy beans or kill pigs, I would say nothing… for future reference,…

15. AngryGuy: Commented on “Former V.P. Cheney hunts pheasants near Pierre”
    11/6/2009 9:59 AM

    insert obligatory “shoot you in the face” joke here…

16. AngryGuy: Commented on “Tribe pays tribute to Costner”
    9/21/2009 9:26 AM

    I love the look on his face. It’s like “Oh great.. another F’ing peace pipe”

17. Okay, I am done

    AngryGuy: Commented on “Sioux Falls man says woman raped him”
    9/17/2009 12:49 PM

    How is this a problem? I bet she’s a fatty..

18. All hilarious.

19. “I bet she’s a fatty.”

    I’m hilarious. Sometimes…. AL deleted my comment on the indoor pool being crammed down our collective throats again by Mayor McDreamy.

    “An indoor pool at the Spellerberg location won’t run into as much “neighborhood opposition” as Nelson Park since there aren’t as many low income minorities living in the Park Ridge Area. Think I’m kidding?”

20. ‘Money Shot’ is my favorite.

21. It is a sad thing when men have neither the wit to speak well, nor judgment to hold their tongues.

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