June 2011

Finger pointing or birds of a feather?

Ellis from the Argue Endorser wrote a column today about the water rate finger pointing;

Mayor Mike Huether got a phone call Tuesday. It was Gary Hanson – former mayor and city commissioner, current Public Utilities commissioner.

Hanson was looking for clarification about comments Huether had made the night before.

“We’re in a catch-up mode in so many ways,” Huether said.

Hanson, who served two terms as mayor, heard about the comments that evening and called Huether the next day to find out whether Huether was accusing him of being a leaderless leader of Sioux Falls. Huether assured him he wasn’t pointing the finger at Hanson. Hanson says he takes Huether at his word.

Really? Then why did you use PART of my quote, “Seems were paying for the sins of the past?”

Oh, and it seems Munson wants to be known as the ‘Roads Mayor’

Munson left office after one of the worst winters in recent memory. With rain in January that subsequently froze, it was an especially bad season for roads. In his last few weeks in office, Munson launched what he called the “most aggressive campaign ever” to fix the roads. When Huether took over, he intensified that effort, to much acclaim from the public.

Munson isn’t happy about being a scapegoat for bad roads. If you look at the final capital budget he proposed, there was $209 million budgeted for roads over five-years. Huether’s first capital budget has $150 million over five years

The key word here is ‘final’ that’s because in his other 7 years he squandered the money on stupid crap, and it seems he was trying to make up for lost time.

Back to those water rate increases: They started under Munson. It was his long-term plan to pay for the bonds that financed the city’s stake in the Lewis & Clark Regional Water System. The rate increases also ensure that water users pay for that service, rather than subsidizing the water utility from general tax dollars.

“When I was there, we were in danger of looking at a subsidy from the general fund, and I don’t think that’s the way it should be,” Munson said.

Huether has accepted that philosophy as well. The city borrowed $70 million for Lewis & Clark, pledging water rates to pay off the debt. You can’t change that now, he said, so the rates must go up.

Poppycock. You can do whatever you want, Munson says in his opinion it shouldn’t be subsidized, but there is no state or federal law preventing a city from doing that. Tax money is tax money. I don’t think you are ‘subsidizing’ anything if you are spending that money on infrastructure. Now streets to nowhere and rock and wood thingies, that is up for debate.

 

 

Music Club w/ We All Have Hooks for Hands

Mr. Show, Part II under the Big Top

I had the pleasure of seeing these guys last night on a whim in the parking lot of Tommy Jacks. I have always loved their music. They also have a lot of beautiful tattooed emo girls come to their shows. I remember leaving on my cruiser with sparklers lit and sticking out of my sissy bar. Don’t ask.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKnOQXW3nPo[/youtube]

GOD, “Stop voting for Republicans, and the flooding will end.”

BY Johann Hawkins

STORMLAND ENDORSER NEWS – Sioux Falls, SD

After I finished my interview with God (the almighty) I could only think of my favorite biblical verse,

“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:24

Was God telling us the truth? I mean, would he lie to us?

This interview got rolling the other day when a fellow journalist from a real newspaper in Sioux City told me, “A lot of tax dodging rich folks are upset about the flooding in Dakota Dunes.”

And I jokingly quipped, “Maybe their greed and ignorance caused it?”

And as Starfucks coffee shot out of our noses from the laughter (which, BTW, tastes better coming out then going in) I got a call on my Dingleberry. It said restricted number, I picked up anyway. The caller said, “Is this Johann? Nevermind, of course it is Johann, I watched you pick up the phone. This is God.”

At first I was a bit nervous, right before my friend showed up I was surfing porn on my phone and thought God was calling about a little intervention. He says, “About your comment, it is true, I always punish greed and ignorance with an occasional flood.”

I said, “Well, God, I was just joking.”

He says, “I’m not. Seriously. You wanna build your house in a slew between two river bottoms that are known for flooding, hey, you are rolling the dice. Well, I am really rolling the dice, and the house never loses (a muffled giggle is heard).”

I challenged God, “So what you are telling me is that you allowed this because ignorant people think they can control mother nature?”

“Well, Kinda.” God replies. “It has more to do with Republicans and their constant hypocrisy. You know, I’m not a fan of hypocrisy?”

So I said to him, “So these floods are punishment for South Dakotans voting in Republicans?”

God says, “Pretty much. Noem was the tipping point. I just thought over 30 years of them running the working class into the ground that it was a little payback time and what a better time and place like now? Do you think it is just by happenstance that Pierre and Dakota Dunes are seeing the worst of this?”

I was a bit taken back, maybe God was telling me the truth, maybe Republicans really did have it coming? So I asked him about the Army CORPS. “Some people are blaming the CORPS for mismanagement.”

“Well (chuckling) they aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer,” God retorts, “but they couldn’t have created this mess all by themselves. Do you think New Orleans was a result of a Hurricane? Silly boy. It’s the classic ‘bait and switch’ by rich greedy Republicans, blame someone else for your stupid decisions. I mean, really, did the CORPS put a gun to these people’s heads and force them to build their homes in a historical flood zone? Nope. But a couple of people even greedier then them convinced them of a tax haven. Wonder how those tax cuts feel now while living in a hotel as your McMansion is destroyed?”

I was a bit surprised, and I said to God, “Kinda cold, don’t you think?”

God replies, “You Christians and your New Testament peace and love crap, have you read the Old Testament? You do know I am a Jew? Right?”

Well, that shut me up, momentarily, but I wanted to get back to the CORPS. I said, “What do you think of Bill Janklow threatening to sue the CORPS over this?”

God laughs, “Funny you bring up Bill, St. Peter and I were just talking about him the other day, but we won’t get into that. Who do you think Wild Bill is going to defend? Rich Republicans or government? I can’t wait to watch that spectacle, maybe that trial will actually end with putting his ass in jail once and for all.”

I was still uncertain what God was getting at, and if there was a biblical lesson to be learned here, so I asked him, and he replied,

“Stop voting for Republicans, and the flooding will end. Keep it up and you will find out just how much a grasshopper can eat.”

 

While water and sewer rates go up for new pipes and a water system we don’t need, we blow our 2nd penny money on crap like this

My number one investigative reporter (Sodapop) and I went to the ‘steps in the river’ tonight to look at the progress. It really irks me when we blow $5 million dollars on something we don’t need, or will even serve a purpose, then turn around and charge higher water rates because ‘We can’t take money out of the 2nd penny for water pipes’

Oh bullshit.

You have to remember that this project was planned during the Munson administration when there was a good possibility that the EC was going to be built next to Cherapa Place. Building this silly structure now is pointless! When the money for this was allocated by the city council, Mike Cooper was asked what the $5 million was going to be spent on, and he didn’t have a clue, because they were still planning it. Yup, that’s right, he basically was asking for a blank check. While I am all for park and bike trail upgrades, we certainly do not need an amphitheatre that goes into the river and a $700,000 pedestrian bridge (when there is two of them 1/2 block away in both directions).

This is why I question water rate increases.

THE LEWIS & CLARK PIPELINE BOONDOGGLE

And while we are on that subject, I started thinking about this post I made back in 2008 when the L & C boondoggle was approved in 2006 (see cartoon) (ignore my rant about watering parks, I found out later that they use unfiltered water from the river to water parks):

The dirty little secret about Lewis & Clark is that it still isn’t a 100% done deal, we are still waiting for Federal funding, and recently Senator Johnson commented that he was not sure when that funding would come.

This is an interesting sticking point, because what we didn’t know then was that we really didn’t need L & C. Maybe that is why the FED’s were reluctant? Cotter confirmed it with me on Monday, that L & C was an emergency water source that would not be used that much. So why would the FED’s pony up? But even a bigger question arises? Why did Munson and the council take the bait, hook, line and sinker?

I remember when the bond vote came up, I told Staggers to vote against it, in fact I think I begged him. He felt he had ‘no choice’ because the Feds were not giving them the money. And guess what. We know why!

Can we make lay-off requests?

As I reported in May, the Hightower Lowdown was telling us about the troubles of Gannett (they own the Argue Endorser)

At Argus Leader Media in Sioux Falls, layoffs included nine full-time and three part-time positions.

I won’t say any names, but you will notice someone is missing from the ED board, and the AL may not be having any ‘Community Conversations’ in the near future.

Okay, this is no laughing matter, I was laid off from a cushy job two years ago, and I have had many friends that have been laid off. So I think I have earned the right to make light of this.

In the future, if the AL is going to layoff people, they should tell readers in advance, especially about reporters they may be laying off, so we can make requests. I’m just saying.