Someone is angry about Wild Water West.
DO make sure to take at least THREE chairs PER PERSON in your party. Mark each one like a dog marks a tree, except instead of peeing on the seats, use an item such as a single fungus infested flip flop, an empty pack of generic cigarettes or a faded, ripped up, size XXXXL Tweety Bird shirt from WalMart.
http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/rnr/2501202658.html
l3wis
I’m glad I don’t know how to swim.
That was a pretty good read:) They nail it on several points. That place has turned into a zoo and the ‘chairhoarding’ that goes on is just too much
AWESOME!!!! Glad I dont take my kids there, it sounds too much like home….
Now that’s funny – and disgusting. True story – I was behind 3 guys (one of them buying a new swim suit – I guess that’s a plus) at Target 2 weeks ago. They wreaked of the night before. I asked them if they had a hard night and they responded with, “we did, and now we’re going to grow drink some more at Wild Water West.” Claaaassy!
Sounds like a cast reunion from “Swamp People”…
This proves that Americans are sick filthy fat pigs. Once I unleash the MASS Device, no swimming parks will be safe….except for those built indoors and are exclusive……COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Pretty funny rant. Sounds like 99% of the people in the midwest.
Too bad Lifelight moved.