C: As I understand it you will be waiting on our party of ten tonight?
ME: Yes, I am waiting for the people to leave from table 15 and I will clean it up and seat you right away.
C: Can I speak to you for a moment about what the hostess said to me when we requested the table?
Me: Sure, I have some time.
C: When I requested the table, the hostess said to me. “We will get you a cute waitress.” and I said to her, “I don’t want a cute waitress, I want the nastiest, gnarliest server you have.” She says, “I will give you Scott.”
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 7/20/11