Picture this . . .
6 foot 5 inch man
conservative haircut
black shorts, nondescript tennis shoes
PURPLE TYE-DIE T-SHIRT WITH MULTIPLE KITTENS PRINTED ON IT
(oh it gets better)
Comes in the next day with the same shirt on, and reading the same romantic novel.
If he shows up tomorrow, we are reporting him to the police. And I am not talking about the fashion police.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 7/22/11