ME: “Where yah goin?”
Maybe a better approach would have been,
“Do you need anything else? Could I get your tab?” or
“Would it be okay if I transfer your tab to another server or would you like to close it out?”
or, if you prefer the straight forward approach,
“Hey, fuckers, this bitch wants to go home. I’m tired and sick of the shit tips. So pay up. If you need another drink, tough shit.”
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 8/11/11