I have seen butter on customers in several places;
• NOSE
• MUSTACHE, GOATEE, BEARD, SOUL PATCH
• MIDDLE OF SPECTACLES
Small children generally have it smeared all over their faces.
I have also seen it on ties, the back of hands, drink glasses and drink coasters.
But I have NEVER seen it on sideburns. NEVER! Until the other night.
Please explain . . . you know what, better you don’t.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/18/11
Who’s seen it where you’d normally use KY. Probably because you can buy butter with food stamps. OK, not funny.
Dairy products & sex, not a good combination. I found out the hard way.