ILLITERATE DINER
D: “What are your sides?”
Me: “There is a full listing in the menu, let me show you the page.”
D: “Why can’t you just tell me?!”
Me: “Because I didn’t see you walk in here with a white cane or guide dog.”
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/8/12
ILLITERATE DINER
D: “What are your sides?”
Me: “There is a full listing in the menu, let me show you the page.”
D: “Why can’t you just tell me?!”
Me: “Because I didn’t see you walk in here with a white cane or guide dog.”
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/8/12
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The best Ugly Table I have read so far. Good show, sir!
Maybe the customer just wanted to hear you speak in your sweet voice!
I didn’t really say that, but I wanted to. It was the 10th person in a 15 top that asked me the same freaking question, even after I announced to the table where the sides were. I don’t ask much from customers, but for gawd’s sake, do me a favor and READ THE MENU!
The menu needs to have a picture of a naked girl next to the sides and then everyone would see it and you wouldn’t have to point it out all night long. gg
We need a freaking TALKING menu.