I’m pretty sure whoever invented toilet paper for restaurant public restrooms is a masochist.
I make a point of squeezing one off before I go to work, in fact, I schedule in an extra 10 minutes before I go to work so I can enjoy Charmin* (Best in the Bizzo). Like Tide* (Best in the Bizzo). Why f’ck around with half-rate? It cracks me up that we go head over heals where I work to make sure your experience at our establishment (food and service) is top rate, but if you drop the kids off at the pool, you are gonna pay! I told someone long ago, if I ever opened an eating establishment, it would be top-notch, all around. TP, Spit cups, wet towels, nude girls, what evah! Don’t do one thing and skimp on the other. If I am eating the best piece of cheesecake known to man, I want angels wiping my ass, not woodworkers.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/21/12
Amen! And very glad to know I’m not the only one. Who wants to have their rear wiped with see-through (no matter how many times wrap around the hand) TP that disintegrates right before it reaches underside? Using the phrase from the character Peter Griffin of ‘Family Guy’: That grinds my gear!
Along with all the good detailed planning, one pointer I’d add is careful placement of the TP holder. Amazing how some builders disregard that important detail, leaving hundreds, no thousands, of poopers reaching behind them or into other awkward places for the dispensers.
You got my business!
Public restrooms oughta have bidet’s.
If you’re busting a grumpy at a restaurant that’s just piss poor planning on your part. You deserve the 200 grit sandpaper.
Ruf, reminds me of the Cheech and Chong movie where Chong sits on a toilet with a bidet and doesn’t know what one is and presses the button. Funny stuff.
John Wayne Toilet Paper – Rough, tough and don’t take no shit
Scott, now there’s a nice analogy for you. Average SDn’s conception/experience with the finer things in life (like a bidet) = as sophisticated as Tommy Chong’s consciousness as a lifer stoner.
I don’t think I’d include a bidet in the category of “finer things in life”. It’s an out-dated European holdover from a time when most of the population of the world squatted over a hole in the ground and wiped their ass with their hand. That’s still largely true in a majority of the rest of the world but here in the US we have tremendous access to clean water, soap, deodorant and many other means of personal hygiene. We don’t need their filthy bidets.