As she was trying to find her license her birth control pills flew out of her purse onto the table. Her face turned red and she smiled at me.
And I said, “Proper ID please.”
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/24/12
I could write a book to . . .
$54 dollar tab
$45 coupon
$9 on credit card
$3 cash tip
I asked the table if there was something wrong with my service. And one of the gentlemen said, “No. But I appreciate your honesty. You are proud of the service you give.”
Then as I turn the corner walking away he says to the rest of the table, “I told you I could write a book about this place.”
In which I almost turned around and said, “And I could write a book about the cheap unappreciative people that I have to wait on, like yourself, but instead I just think I will make you the subject of another entry of The Ugly Table.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/24/12