I took this photo on a whim tonight, and the lights blocked out the marquee lettering, so it is your opportunity to get creative. I think the girl in the drive thru asked if I would like to try the ‘Fish Bites’. I think I said, ‘Not sure if I have ever had a fish bite me, but it is certainly something I would not want to try.’ After a long pause, she says. ‘Okay.’
All hail..the great and powerful Mac!
Old McDonald had a beef. EEE III EEE III EEK!
Incoming! Argus Leader Drone at one o’clock!
Congratulations! You’re our one trillionth customer!
Welcome To the Golden Arches Supper Club
Billions and billions fattened.
And the rockets red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Came proof through the night
The Golden Arches were still there
There’s one thing in Sioux Falls not called ‘Sanford’. We’re on our way to democracy.
Warning: Happy Meals do not come with Happy Endings!
New Combo Meals – McRib, large fry, and Coke with a free colonoscopy now only $6.99!
Our secret sauce is just thousand island dressing… unless you are a cop.
Help Wanted
Now appearing…Ronald McDonald
Winston, funny, that is why I took the picture, it said ‘Walk in interviews’ but the glare was so bright, it blocked it out.
THIS SATURDAY 10 AM
MEET
MAYOR McSUBPRIME
Stare at the light, relax…that’s it…you are getting very, very hungry.
“Have to poop? Come on in…that’s all we got”