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According to hipsters in Minneapolis, Sioux Falls is a “backwater metropolis.”

City Pages tells us that they are about to get some smiling Mike Billboards;

Billboards showing Huether’s smiling face next to copy that reads, “Welcome to Sioux Falls! Thousands of jobs waiting for you” will go up soon in Minneapolis in a brazen attempt to poach our brightest minds.

I’m sure they will be effective . . . next time, why not just put my tax dollars in a burn barrel and send smoke signals instead, it would be a better way to spend my money.

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