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1. Why does he have a pumpkin with Kermit’s face carved into it?

2. I AM THE GREAT PUMPKIN Sioux Falls, and don’t you forget it!!!!

3. After Halloween, toss both.
   One’s orange, the other fake tan.
   Two votes for an indoor aquatics center.
   What I know about agriculture.
   Carved it with a credit card.
   Here’s my budget pie chart.
   His stem is bigger than mine.
   One’s a ghord, the other found god.
   Let’s paint ‘Ghord’ on snow plows.

4. Buy these and more mmm God like icons at Walmart to insure any new neighborhoods are treated like crap

5. A typical ‘Listen & Learn’ session. Everybody else came for breakfast.

   Name the pumpkin ‘Wilson’ and banish both to an uninhabited never visited small Pacific island.

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