4 thoughts on “This is the weirdest Fish & Chips I have ever had”
Is that what I think it is? Is that what is known within the Beltway as the ‘Pat Plate?’ If so, it is served at a greasy spoon hole in the wall next to the parking garage in the ‘Old Town’ part of Alexandria, Virginia; a hole in the wall which is also known by the pub name of ‘The Orange Mess,’ I mean ‘Mess Hall.’
This plate consists of a sampling of coleslaw found from the bottom of the drain of a stainless steel sink at your favorite local truck stop dive, served also with a slab of deep fried squid which is passed off as cod, some questionable white stuff, and along with a sampling of ‘Freedom Fries’ taken from the remnants of a centuries old potato famine to assure the political incorrectness of your waist line…. And if you wear your ‘MAGA’ hat to this hole in the wall and order the ‘Pat Plate,’ well, they will give you the senior discount regardless of your age… Because trust me, after eating this gastronomic mistake you will for sure be made older than you were when you first encountered the ‘The Orange Mess’ and ate its pathetic ‘Pat Plate’….
When did BK start serving hushpuppies?
It’s called a PittyPattPuppy.
Oh, I forgot about the deep fried balls. At first, I wasn’t sure what they were. But apparently they are made from the shoe leather of an actual once pair of Hush Puppies that were worn by a now dead Russian spy, who was a friend of Manafort’s.
(I thought, at first, that they might have been some old unthawed cheese balls from a county still frozen in time from Trump’s Wisconsin, however.)
Is that what I think it is? Is that what is known within the Beltway as the ‘Pat Plate?’ If so, it is served at a greasy spoon hole in the wall next to the parking garage in the ‘Old Town’ part of Alexandria, Virginia; a hole in the wall which is also known by the pub name of ‘The Orange Mess,’ I mean ‘Mess Hall.’
This plate consists of a sampling of coleslaw found from the bottom of the drain of a stainless steel sink at your favorite local truck stop dive, served also with a slab of deep fried squid which is passed off as cod, some questionable white stuff, and along with a sampling of ‘Freedom Fries’ taken from the remnants of a centuries old potato famine to assure the political incorrectness of your waist line…. And if you wear your ‘MAGA’ hat to this hole in the wall and order the ‘Pat Plate,’ well, they will give you the senior discount regardless of your age… Because trust me, after eating this gastronomic mistake you will for sure be made older than you were when you first encountered the ‘The Orange Mess’ and ate its pathetic ‘Pat Plate’….
When did BK start serving hushpuppies?
It’s called a PittyPattPuppy.
Oh, I forgot about the deep fried balls. At first, I wasn’t sure what they were. But apparently they are made from the shoe leather of an actual once pair of Hush Puppies that were worn by a now dead Russian spy, who was a friend of Manafort’s.
(I thought, at first, that they might have been some old unthawed cheese balls from a county still frozen in time from Trump’s Wisconsin, however.)