Okay, this is just in jest. But I pitched this idea to some of my friends. We have bacon, beer, BBQ and chislic festivals, why not CABBAGE?! I consider myself a cabbage lover, as someone of German, Irish, French, Russian, Swiss and Czech decent, cabbage runs through my blood. And it is delicious. I have even joked that SD Chamber President, David Owens should be the honorary chair (he hates cabbage).
Just think of all the different dishes you could serve! Coleslaw, and lots of it! Soups, pigs in a blanket, the list goes on and on! Let’s do it!
Make it a celebrity event. Invite world champions Lord Windesmear & Paul Boomer for a rematch of the International Crepitation Contest!
Maybe some Cabbage Patch Kids collectors could set-up some tables there, too…. Or, would that causse to much of a frenzy?….:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaQuxCWWTaI
How bout a ‘Beyond Beef Festival’. That should get the beef and pork producers riled. Sioux Falls is now the state pheasant hunt location. There will be new jobs kicking farm raised pheasants into the air 10′ in front of Republicans.
Hey, is Cheney coming to SF for the Governor’s Hunt 2020?….#IHopeSo
(“Say, who would like to volunteer to throw some “pheasants into the air 10′ ” in front of the former VP?”)