Local news funnies

1. But here is the best local media blooper of all time:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4axgGh-o6w

   Then there was also that time (2006 or 07) on KDLT or KSFY when the RHS football bus coming back from RC had a little to much fun with a female high school fan and the anchorwomen read the summons complaint involving activities on that bus, where she fully uttered the “BJ” word. (What?! Shocking!!)

   I also remember in the early 1990s, when a weekend crew at KDLT, I think, where doing a story about a recent local Rhodes Scholar recipient. Except, the backdrop for the story showed a black road with white markers and a caption which read: “Road Scholar”. True story. I am not kidding. I guess not everyone can be a “Roads” Scholar, huh?

   But let’s not also forget about this Holiday cheer either:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liiDghmMC7Q

   But I guess we are all human, right?

   ( and Woodstock adds: “Ya, they were definitely ‘human’ on that bus trip”…. “Did they win the game, too?”…. )

2. All I can think is strap ons with condoms. Must be double safe.

3. That’s called redundancy in the aerospace industry. Best to be safe. Because if your altitude begins to collapse, it offers one last chance to get it going again. #MileHighClub #TeenyHighBallBottles #Cleared4Take-off #TurbulenceAhead #Prepare4Landing #Airstrip #Gate69

4. “All I can think is strap ons with condoms. Must be double safe.”

   Is that the same as wearing two masks?

5. Masks are meant to protect others from you. Condoms are meant to protect each other. A strap-on with a mask, however, would look like Pinocchio in a pandemic.

6. Now this is funny. Nice!

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