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Who says gov’mint can’t be funny?

I was reading the agenda for the joint Sioux Falls city council meeting with the Lincoln County Commission and this line of bullsh!t really made me laugh;

The goal of effective growth management is based on a plan which designates where different types of new development should go, and determines when those areas should be opened for development. Identification of desirable future growth areas with sufficient land appropriate for development is a central component of the Comprehensive Development Plan. The growth management philosophy of Sioux Falls is to provide developable land when it is needed in amounts sufficient to prevent limited supplies from artificially driving up land costs. It is also important that the timing and location promotes orderly, compact new growth that allows the most cost-effective provision of public and private services.

Heck, Grammarly or AI could do a better job of explaining . . . and I am still not sure WTF they are talking about.

I dare you, read it like 10x, you will become even more lost, Hell, I even read philosophy and was completely lost. If anyone can figure out this paragraph, please fill me in, or better yet write your one sentence synopsis of this.

Here is mine;

When considering purchasing real estate, it always important to carry a tape measure, calculator and Diet Dew.

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