Not sure if you blame a mild winter, but the goose population DTSF is exploding. This is a family I believe of 12-13 goslings and there was another one with 10 goslings. Most of the time they only have 2-4 but while riding the trail DTSF this spring it is like a sea of yellow. Oh, and don’t get to close unless you want the mother to take a bite out of you. Mean poopy pants birds.
“What you doing today Bob?”
“I’m going eat a little grass, I’m going to hiss at folks and then I’m going to crap all over the bike trail.”
Surprised the city council didn’t hire a $50K consultant to figure out why the birds poop on the trail. I have suggested to the city council they give Kristi a holler and see if she still has anymore bird killing dogs, or better yet, just let her have at it. Bang. Bang.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing the other day.
This bird excrement could be cause for a dangerous and slippery situation for fast e-bikes on the trail. If I cared, I’d try to do something about it, but instead, I think I’ll just find a park bench and sit back and watch.
AND also, I think the opening chapter to Noem’s soon to be released children’s book about a disobedient dog begins on a bike trail with some geese at hand. Oh, and title you ask?….: ‘Shxtty, Shxtty, Bang, Bang’
Serve goose pate on baguette this year at the mayor’s picnic?
Geese feathers used for mayor’s bag of tricks ‘tar and feathering’?
Poop to put under the mayor’s window?
Goose poop to slow down E-bikes?
It’s the sxf gvt.. bunch of sh*T
jajaja
This is one random as hell post
I can’t wait until this large spring hatch starts messing the deck around the high dollar boujee cribs at the Steel District and the Land of Cherapa!