South DaCola

I guess the poopy pants birds downtown are not going anywhere

Not sure if you blame a mild winter, but the goose population DTSF is exploding. This is a family I believe of 12-13 goslings and there was another one with 10 goslings. Most of the time they only have 2-4 but while riding the trail DTSF this spring it is like a sea of yellow. Oh, and don’t get to close unless you want the mother to take a bite out of you. Mean poopy pants birds.

“What you doing today Bob?”

“I’m going eat a little grass, I’m going to hiss at folks and then I’m going to crap all over the bike trail.”

Surprised the city council didn’t hire a $50K consultant to figure out why the birds poop on the trail. I have suggested to the city council they give Kristi a holler and see if she still has anymore bird killing dogs, or better yet, just let her have at it. Bang. Bang.

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