Not true, but I thot I would start with a funny. It only took 49 years to figure this out;
Maverik, a rival chain that bought Kum & Go in 2023, announced that it’s in “process of rebranding Kum & Go stores, with the intent to unify our entire combined footprint under the Maverik brand,” marking an eventual end to the 49-year-old naughty name.
So I encourage my readers to Kum up with new names, I’m going with Bum & HO.
Arrive & Leave
Treat & Trick
Self-Serv Ethel
Pump & Go
Ho Hos & More
Sputter, Swallow, Spit, & Speed
Fuel Her Here
Stuff & Run
Peter’s Petro
Gas, Oil, & Lube Station
Top Her Off Here
Four Stroke Fueler
The Jizz Biz
Ethel, Candie, & More
In N Out Hoser
Full-Service Ethel
jizz & jet
been there,
I like that one, but then again I’m a Jets fan!
Rodgers & Fizz