The rumor all along was she was going to be Interior Secretary, but once the ND governor started nosing around, it seems he will get that job OR Secretary of Energy.

Tapping Noem for director of Homeland Security is so comical I had to read it a couple of times and check a couple of other websites, it’s true. She has to go thru Senate Confirmation which will be entertaining to watch her explain why she kills animals in a gravel pit. She is also certifiably the dumbest person on earth. What does a barrel roping snot from Castlewood know about Homeland Security? Nothing. Just like all other major policy she is clueless. The POSITIVE is if confirmed (that might come down to one vote) she will no longer be our Governor. And once she is driven out of DC with all the other Trump clowns, I doubt she can be reinstated. Then we get Larry who will probably appoint his son to throw stuff at people. Just like Palin (who I have compared Noem to for decades) she will fizzle out like a Prairie Dog fart.

Our still in bed, hungover, local reporters have yet to break the news, I’m sure they are busy chasing a food truck in Mobridge.

As for the Popular Vote and Trump, notice he only got 1 million more votes in 2024 compared to 2020, it is Harris who failed to get the 10 million votes that Biden got.

2016, Trump 63M, Clinton 66M

2020, Trump 74M, Biden 81M

2024, Trump 75M, Harris 71M

By l3wis

17 thoughts on “One Trump Positive, Noem will no longer be our Governor, maybe”
  1. How long do you think Noem will last until she has to resign due to an ethics violation?

    It’s obvious that Trump is picking cronies over competence…. But then again, she did place a fence around the Governor’s Mansion, so maybe that qualifies her….. 🙁

    I can’t wait for the photo op where she rides her horse along the border. #Priceless #SoReaganist

    Will this be her last rodeo? Let’s hope so…..

  2. What are Dusty and Paul going to do if Noem actually becomes the new HS Secretary? Because doesn’t a Governor Rhoden get in the way of Dusty and Paul’s plans for ’26?…. Unless Rounds doesn’t run for a third term, then Dusty can become the first page Senator, while Paul can achieve another one of Paulson’s goals. 🙂

    ( and Woodstock adds: “A pet killer for Homeland Security?….. But what about Springfield and all of that?”…. )

  3. “So, you are telling me that SDSU is in, but Walz’s Mankato State is out?”…. “How did that happen?”…. “AND, shoeless, hillbilly Vance from Yale is in, too?”…. “But then again, Vance is pretty smooth…. Although, he could use a shave”…. “Cuz, right now, Vance looks like someone who fought at Gettysburg, but on the wrong side”….. “In fact, when I see Vance with his piercing eyes, I begin to see a black and white photo and hear the voice of Ken Burns reading an once letter filled with some melancholy self-reflective commentary from a defeated Confederate soldier”…..

  4. If Noem is Homeland Security, then it is fair to say that the incoming Trump administration already has a bunker mentality, which will turn out to not be good for them or the country….. #GodSaveAmerica!

  5. Noem has an online degree. Rhoden never went to college. I see where this is going.

  6. Kristi deserves this, best governor South Dakota has ever had! Protected us from the Covid Hoax and all the crazies that were going around wearing diapers on their mugs!

  7. Noem is perfect for teaching killing pets in gravel pits to use for food. Once Trump thwarts the economy into depression, fly over states will be without food stamps. Illegal immigrants must learn to make menudo from domestic pets.

  8. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about draining the swamp when he’s hiring imbeciles like Gnome.

  9. Oh Hud, I am assuming you are quietly laughing about this? It is about all I can do. While the disaster unfolds I will be enjoying the toddlers slobbering on each other. It’s like Trump went to a Southern Turkey farm and started picking his cabinet from the ‘Staff’. I wonder what it is like being the president elect and hated by half the country? Maybe he needs to get Preparation H to sponsor his inaguration?

  10. Oh you know I’ve been giggling ever since I heard the news. And then I find out that a Fox and Friends anchor has another cabinet position? I mean, he may as well just hire our pal Skippy as Secretary of State.

  11. I think a good title for Skippy would be: Envoy Skippy.

    Fox News: “You Can Go Anywhere From Here”. (The old SDSU jingle…. Noem’s online alma mater.)

    AND, whatever happened to the MyPillow guy? Maybe he could be the Secretary of Cushion, while Stormy could be the Secretary of Porn. They could work hand in hand. 🙂 …… AND, why not, because Musk and Emmett, I mean Ramaswamy, are going to be running a fictitious “Department” of Government Efficiency.

    Oh, and it sounds like “Little Marco” is going to be running – or trying to – a big world.

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