Dear Fellow Patriots:Â
This is why God invented Sunday…
The EggBert Family has just gotten word that Sarah Palladin’s will not only feature her signing her “Gone Ragged” book at Barn’s & Noballs in Sioux Falls this evening, but that she, along with special guest, Senator John McCane, will also be at the local Senior Weiner Restuarant signing Palladin’s daughter’s lover Levi’s weiner.
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Yes, God works in mysterious ways, but who can NOT be filled with such pure, raw exhileration in being part of this Holy Sunday’s PALIN-POWERED PLEASURE DOME OF BEAUTY?
LOOK OUT, President Saddam O’Bummer!!! You are so GOING DOWN in 2012…
Sincerely,
EggBert & Family (except Uncle Rusty and Gramps Grumpy, who are both NOT being patriotic, watching NFL Football and sucking down brewski’s instead – the un-involved, lazy, liberal weenies – pooohey to you two!!!)
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Maybe Levi’s big secret is he was ‘Going Rogue’ with his baby mama’s mom.
I think he has some home movies…not sure who the “stars” are, but obviously the guy has something on her or her family.
You PINKOS sure are scared of this woman.
Personally, I find her extremely attractive. I even made the time to come to your big communist city to see her. Hell, I even tried to have her sign Sally’s ass so every time we do the nasty I can think about her. Too bad she was only signing books… and there’s that little bit about getting kicked out of line because I had a raging boner just looking at her.
This woman is a true REAL AMERICAN GILF!
She’s a GILF alright– a Governor I’d Like to Forget.
She was at senor weiner? are you serious? Well, i was curious about that place, but it looks like i’m not shopping there or at barnes & noble. i kindof wanted her to come to the restaurant where i work so i could deny her service.