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Long before he was a politician, the Republican candidate vying for Ted Kennedy’s U.S. Senate seat posed nude for the centerfold of Cosmo. Scott Brown won our “America’s Sexiest Man” contest and appeared in the June 1982 issue. In those days he was a 22-year-old law student at Boston College who was cramming for finals just days before stripping down for our photographer.

“Here at Cosmo we’ve had bachelors go on to be actors, models, and reality show stars, so we’re thrilled that one has gone on to become a politician,” says Kate White, Cosmo’s editor in chief. Obviously we know how to pick ’em. This particular bachelor has always had political ambitions and even admitted to being “a bit of a patriot” when we interviewed him.

Compared to some men in the GOP, this politician looks pretty damn good for his age. We bet he still has an amazing body underneath his suit and tie. There have been plenty of pics of our president running around without his shirt, so now that a precedent has been set, we’re hoping to see Scott shirtless again.

8 Thoughts on “Kinda looks like this elephant doesn’t have much of a trunk (H/T – Helga)

  1. LOL….that might be it. I think the junk is in his brain.

  2. That treasure trail is reason enough to vote against him.

  3. Ghost of Dude on January 18, 2010 at 8:53 am said:

    PENIS!!!

  4. We know what you like Dude, no reason to shout it from the mountain tops though! zing

  5. Owk, spit that pubic hair out of your mouth and try again.

  6. Bawahahaha! Need to stand in for the guy who shouts “penis”? Get his dick out your mouth and you try again, bawahahahahahha! You dudes crack me up!! At least you kept your hands off his balls long enough to type that message out, bawahahahahahaha!!!

  7. Ghost of Dude on January 19, 2010 at 3:52 pm said:

    A man needs a good ball fondling now and then.

    Didn’t you ever play the penis game in middle school, OWK?

  8. Sorry, no penis games for me in middle school. But hey, how about that election in MA? Yes we can?

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