Ed Schultz started his radio show off with a real bang this morning. Schultz started his show by taking after John Thune. He said Thune has presidential aspirations so he supposes that is why Thune is warning House legislators that you vote for the bill you own it. Schultz said,
“Thune doesn’t know his ass from a hole in a ground. Does Thune have a couple of turds in his pocket telling him what to do?”
Yeah, I would call those turds McConnell and Boehner. Ed said if it doesn’t pass he says the fear mongers, the John Thune’s of the world win.
The only difference between Ed Schultz and Eric Massa is Schultz has a job.
Ya and so does Thune. Sadly.
And Ed is going after Thune right now on MSNBC.
John Thune, the new ‘turdblossum’
LOLLLLLLLLLL He certainly is.
Thune, his time is near. As soon as he is done getting groomed. It takes time. Let’s hope Dr. Kissinger has time for him, and soon.
What, for a photoshoot in a field of Black-Eyed Susans?
No, for the ritual anointing of the next republican presidential or vice presidential contender. Every one of them has to go have a credentials building meeting with him, then they are “ready”.
Dear L3wees:
Just a clarification: the reason our beloved SD Senator Johnny Tune has Turkey turds in his pocket is because last Thanksgiving, he picked the quality turds out of an elephant’s asshole not a hole in the ground. He was on the festive & turd-laden trail with the EggBerts since he was unanimously adopted by the EggBert Family upon being elected our SD Savior Senator. He is now one of us, right down to his pocketed good luck Turkey Turd Turdlings. Come this November elections, just before Thanksgiving time, those Johnny Tune Turkey turds will be melting in his mouth when the Patriotic & RIGHTEOUS Republicans once again take over…
Hike, Hike, Brap, Yum, Yum, Gobble!!!
Sincerely,
EggBert Family & our newly adopted Son, our SD Senator Savior
Wouldn’t he be eating a ‘Senor Weiner’ instead?
Dear i2wuss: No, now that he is part of our family he can only eat a Senior’s WeeWee on the day following Thanksgiving up until April Fool’s Day, or on a cold day in Hades if the Unites States Commie Democrats takes over our health care…
Sincerely,
EggBert Pork Association