The Ugly Table (#19)

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I have been a huge fan of FOUND Magazine, and have often joked to myself, I would never find something like this. Pay Dirt. While the wind was blowing up my balls this morning scooping snow I found this piece of note paper (CLOSE TO MY FRONTSTEP). Like the fanatic I am, I dried it out and read it. This shit is rich.

(NOTE TO SELF: ASK WHY)

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8 Thoughts on “The Ugly Table (#19)”

  1. l3wis on January 2, 2011 at 9:00 pm said:

    I hope she found a proofreader before sending the menu to the printer.

  2. rufusx on January 3, 2011 at 11:19 am said:

    I’m thinking this was trainee note – not manager note.

  3. l3wis on January 3, 2011 at 1:07 pm said:

    Oh, go eat some cotten candy and tst.

  4. Jackilope on January 3, 2011 at 8:18 pm said:

    OK, am I the only one disturbed that they only clean out their silver trash cans — if lined — every shift, once a week?

    Cotten candy at every table. Note to self: Ask why?

    Kinda funny. Wonder where this is at?

  5. l3wis on January 3, 2011 at 8:32 pm said:

    Altoona, Iowa. The Cotten Candy and Tst capital of the world, all on one plate.

  6. anominous on January 3, 2011 at 11:09 pm said:

    What does it mean!?

  7. l3wis on January 4, 2011 at 5:14 am said:

    It means you better learn line dancing and breakfast food placement, and you better learn it fast, mister.

  8. Daizi46 on January 5, 2011 at 7:11 am said:

    Lewis…enjoying your comment…I’m working on the line dancing…!!

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