DO’s and DON’Ts for Wild Water West

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Someone is angry about Wild Water West.

DO make sure to take at least THREE chairs PER PERSON in your party. Mark each one like a dog marks a tree, except instead of peeing on the seats, use an item such as a single fungus infested flip flop, an empty pack of generic cigarettes or a faded, ripped up, size XXXXL Tweety Bird shirt from WalMart.

http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/rnr/2501202658.html

Posted in: Sioux Falls

8 Thoughts on “DO’s and DON’Ts for Wild Water West”

  1. l3wis on July 20, 2011 at 9:57 pm said:

    I’m glad I don’t know how to swim.

  2. Lemming on July 20, 2011 at 11:53 pm said:

    That was a pretty good read:) They nail it on several points. That place has turned into a zoo and the ‘chairhoarding’ that goes on is just too much

  3. G.I Joe on July 21, 2011 at 6:54 am said:

    AWESOME!!!! Glad I dont take my kids there, it sounds too much like home….

  4. Alice15 on July 21, 2011 at 8:17 am said:

    Now that’s funny – and disgusting. True story – I was behind 3 guys (one of them buying a new swim suit – I guess that’s a plus) at Target 2 weeks ago. They wreaked of the night before. I asked them if they had a hard night and they responded with, “we did, and now we’re going to grow drink some more at Wild Water West.” Claaaassy!

  5. Scooter on July 21, 2011 at 8:59 am said:

    Sounds like a cast reunion from “Swamp People”…

  6. Cobra Commander on July 21, 2011 at 9:11 am said:

    This proves that Americans are sick filthy fat pigs. Once I unleash the MASS Device, no swimming parks will be safe….except for those built indoors and are exclusive……COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  7. matt70 on July 21, 2011 at 10:39 am said:

    Pretty funny rant. Sounds like 99% of the people in the midwest.

  8. anominous on July 21, 2011 at 11:33 am said:

    Too bad Lifelight moved.

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