The Ugly Table #51

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I’M HEAD’N OUT

ME: “Where yah goin?”

Maybe a better approach would have been,

“Do you need anything else? Could I get your tab?” or

“Would it be okay if I transfer your tab to another server or would you like to close it out?”

or, if you prefer the straight forward approach,

“Hey, fuckers, this bitch wants to go home. I’m tired and sick of the shit tips. So pay up. If you need another drink, tough shit.”

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 8/11/11

 

Posted in: Poetry, The Ugly Table

3 Thoughts on “The Ugly Table #51”

  1. l3wis on August 11, 2011 at 7:34 am said:

    One more reason why I prefer to not drink at sports bars.

  2. shyne on August 11, 2011 at 8:53 am said:

    I guess its called Rookies for a reason.

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