Granny Gumption’s Quick Comment #1

Hi there, everybody:

My Granny Gumption has a Quick Comment about this rather stunning news article about her former love – The Penguin…

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20081117/UPDATES/81117028

“Cheesus X. Ghrist!!! I used to love the penguin species with all my heart and soul, but now, like my former favorite singer, Clays Achin’, they too have gone to the dog poundin’ way. Thank the Lord Almighty for good fiesty corn-pickin’ righteous and God-fearin’ folks like this here Caucus couple from Iowagenia. Though penguins have givin’ me good lovin’ in the past, NOW I’m gonna just slap those penguins up one side and down the other when I run into ’em. They can take their tuxedos and suck on it. Or better yet, I say we hack off their black and white peewees.”