Etta James wants to whoop Beyonce’s ass!

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Etta? Have you seen Beyonce’s butt? You are gonna need a couple more cans!

She wasn’t to happy about Obama’s ears either;

While on stage, Etta told the crowd, “Your President, the one with the big ears … he had that woman singing my song. She gone get her ass whipped.”

I heard John Thune was estatic about Obama’s ears. I’ll have to admit, old people say crazy things, but I was disappointed in the fact that Etta wasn’t asked to do her own song at the ball. I have often argued she was the first Queen of R & R, and Beyonce? A blip in time. But hey, it’s all about image these days (just look at what Yo-Yo Ma and Itzhak did), and Beyonce is a lot better looking than Etta, that goes without saying.

I hope they sell tickets to the ass-kicking, I’ll put $50 on Etta.

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8 Thoughts on “Etta James wants to whoop Beyonce’s ass!”

  1. Todd Epp on February 5, 2009 at 9:29 am said:

    I’ll put my money on Beyonce. She’s in a lot better shape.

  2. l3wis on February 5, 2009 at 9:37 am said:

    Don’t under estimate the Queen of R & R. The only way Beyonce could win is if she wrapped her thunder thighs around Etta’s head!

  3. Warren Phear on February 5, 2009 at 10:28 am said:

    Thunder thighs? This is a photo from Beyonce’s swim suit take for Sports Illustrated in 2007.

    http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2007_swimsuit/images/photos/07_beyonce_01.jpg

    Here is another of a typical SI swimsuit model, also the 2007 edition. Maybe I’m a little older than you regular posters here, but if Beyonce is Thunder Thighs, then I’m a thunder thighs kinda guy.

    http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2007_swimsuit/images/photos/07_abarros_10.jpg

  4. l3wis on February 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm said:

    Oh, I like full figures to, nothing as boring as a flat butt and no hips. I’m just saying she has pretty strong legs.

  5. Warren Phear on February 5, 2009 at 12:56 pm said:

    Remember Tina Turner in her day? Great!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54XRNQ2C2x0

  6. l3wis on February 5, 2009 at 1:24 pm said:

    I don’t wanna fight about it anymore!

  7. lovely on February 9, 2009 at 1:22 am said:

    I think it was awful that beyonce sung etta’s song. Etta is well and kicking, so I can understand why she took it so hard. It was a big deal( this being the first black president) and I am sure she very much wanted to be apart of that. As a performer/artist she could have simply said NO, you should ask Etta since it is her song. Maybe even made it a duo (young/old). Everyones satisfied!

  8. Emily patey on April 29, 2009 at 9:58 am said:

    ok i really think that etta should shut her mouth and keep quite if she didnt want her song to be sung by anyone else than she shouldnt have wrote it. anyways its all done and over with now so i dont think theres a reason for ETTA to TRY to kick beyonces ass…i would think of it to be like KISS beyonces ASS….

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