Because Valentine’s Day wasn’t lame enough already.
I heard if you buy enough of their merch, your ‘valentine’ comes with a Spill Canvas ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps.
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‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps
And a scented candle too?
Yeah.. the candle is made from the editorial staff’s lip gloss scraped off of Randall Beck’s ass.
How Romantic.
And probably pretty small considering they have canned half the staff over there.
I hope this post doesn’t make me seem like a homophobe… cus I’m not…
I’m an EMOphobe.
They are kind of scary. I’m afraid I’ll become depressed if I get too close.
Q: How many emo freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they rather sit in the dark and cry like a bunch of fucking pussies.
I’m proposing a new holiday–“Take an emo freak to Huset’s”. The beer and the noise will do them good. They won’t notice the additional dirt. Free sprint car tire from the field in back for the ride home.
– My new joke!