$225: The winning bid for the turkey seen being slaughtered in the background during an Alaska TV station’s interview with Governor Moose Drool. (Source: Playboy Magazine)
$225: The winning bid for the turkey seen being slaughtered in the background during an Alaska TV station’s interview with Governor Moose Drool. (Source: Playboy Magazine)
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The EggBert Family would like to bid on this Turkey’s Turds. We will bid $88.12.
Sincerly,
EggBert & Family Jewels
Aunt Bertha wants to up our bid to $169.69.
She thinks that since this Turkey’s Turds are connected to the Paladin family, that anything coming out of the butt of a Turkey may be somehow attached to Hotty Toddy Paladin’s heart/soul and Butt Turds.
How can one not understand Auntie’s logic?
Sincerely,
EggBert & Family’s Turd Jewels
Now that Neighbor, Creamy Nugent’s dog, Publes, got wind of Aunt Bertha’s high bid, Creamy, on behalf of Pubes, wants to up the bid another $69 to the grand total of $238.69. Creamy says Pubes likes Alaskan Turkey Turds and Alaskan Governor’s Husbands Butt Turds to sniff, lick, then sniff before eating.
Sincerely,
EggBert & Family Turd Jewels Foundation
Yes, I knew it would happen. Granny Gumption has gotten into the act of bidding. She would like to bid her portion of the upcoming Obummer bailout money ($400) to bid $638.69 for the entire special Alaskan Butt Turd package deal. She says she would pay untold amounts of money for any kind of piece of ass.
Sincerly,
EggBert & Family Turd Jewel Foundation Fund
“She says she would pay untold amounts of money for any kind of piece of ass.”
My balls just fell off.
Dear 13wuss: My Neice Nellie’s boyfriend, Petey Schwetty, wonders how much money would you take for your balls. He has about used up his first pair.
Sincerely,
EggBert & Family Turd Jewel Foundation Fund Association
I’ll sell you my dog’s.