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1. ‘The Chick-fil-A menu board is just so beautiful, isn’t it?’

   ( and Woodstock adds: “‘Where’s the steak, baked potato, and Coke?'”….. “‘I don’t see the steak, baked potato, and Coke on the menu.'”

2. Do they serve baked potatoes at breakfast now?

3. Everything represented but a woman or a minority. Where’s the nepotism?

4. did jesus run for office?

5. He ran a council.

6. At least it’s not Huether.

7. So, were they called the Nazarene Mafia? Christians, who make light of the mafia, I’ll never understand them. What’s next, a Nazi joke? Time to go camping.

8. “Say, anti-quotation boy, say what you want to about Mikey, but at least with him I can swim in the winter and go to a nice concert”… “All ThuneHaken has given me is an unbearable drive-thru line”…

9. ‘The pastor looks down as the other two enjoy the dancer’

10. TenHaken got left with Huether debt. He’s lucky if he’s making bond payments. The aquatics center is in the red. The Denty lacks enough booking and requires frequent repair due to inferior construction. Huether was a narcissist pharaoh. We didn’t build him a pyramid but we did build a private restricted indoor tennis club. TenHaken has issues but it’s because there’s no budget left for TIF’s to campaign contribution undeserving developers. He’s giving into the future without funds or collateral. Munson started the Strong Mayor corruption. Huether overextended bond debt and expounded on the mafia-like skim (TIF’s). It’s true TenHaken hasn’t done much but he has no resources.

11. Where’s Holly Golightly? She must still be finishing up her steak, baked potato, and Coke, huh?….:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMLg-VVm_bQ

12. “‘Sally Tomato’?”…. “That sounds like some kind of mafia thing”….

13. If Jesus ran for office in Sioux Falls, Taupeville would reject him. A taupe donkey would not be enough. AND, if celibate, then no need for Limitless Male, thus, nor would he fit in. The larger churches down there would preach his word, however, but be salesmen during the week, if you know what I mean. A man in sandals, with long hair, and a white gown would be frown upon down there. He would be mistaken for a panhandler, hassled by the police, and then left to head out of town in search of a people whose acceptance is the root of nonconformity.

14. There are very few hotels in Taupeville, not even RVs at that Walmart, imagine that. Talk about “no room at the inn”…

15. Oh! Oh! The perfect caption

    ‘The Good, Bad, and the Ugly’

16. Don’t start talking Jesus. Council meetings will get moved to Sundays. BTW, Thomas Jefferson didn’t believe in Jesus. He cut out all references to him in his Bible.

17. Nixon went to China and Jefferson, a slave owner, wrote: ‘The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth’.

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