I got busy painting and totally forgot about this press conference. So I am going to hobble thru this the best I can;
“It took many years and many failures to lead us here. And it will take many months and many different solutions to lead us out. There are no quick fixes, and there are no silver bullets,” he said.
Can you say ‘Ronald Reagan’?
“We’ll recover from this recession, but it will take time, it will take patience, and it will take an understanding that, when we all work together, when each of us looks beyond our own short-term interest to the wider set of obligations we have towards each other, that’s when we succeed,” he said.
See, that’s what wealthy, greedy, conservatives don’t understand – working together. Last I checked, this country belongs to all of us, we all chip in and we all reap the rewards of prosperity. That’s not socialism – that’s common sense.
Look, I like the part where he punched the journalist in the face, pee’d on the bible and ate a fetus wrapped in bacon and $100 bills.
Oh wait.. I forgot he doesn’t eat bacon because he’s a muslim.
I heard he teabagged Chip Reid.
I heard he’s a secret Muslim terrorist who will open the floodgates for terrorists to come into theis country, blow up our cities, and rape our women, children, and livestock.
I read it in an e-mail, so it’s true. My Uncle’s ex-wife’s cousin’s best friend’s roommate said so.
He’s a socialist community organizing teleprompter reading secret muslim . . . the worst kind.
GoD, sounds like you have a little Eggbert in you… not alot.. just the tip.
That’s the last time I bend over to pick up a turkey turd.
Grandma Gumption would be so proud (so would Pussy licka-meister the leprechaun cat)
“My Uncle’s ex-wife’s cousin’s best friend’s roommate said so.”
Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Obama pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
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Ghastly Dud: I get the same kind of emails from my family – isn’t that something? I just got one of these meaningful truth-ridden “internetnotes” from Neighbor Ned Nugent about our beloved SD State Senator Mean Gene Abdomenfulla’s battle with a busload of crazy ladies (who are both evil and PRO-smoking ban desiresh) from his district who ran roughshod over the legislature in Pierre a few week ago forcing those commies to overturn the original vote so that it now passed. When that busload of whiney women returned to Sioux Falls, Mean Gene leaned on/pushed the bus over the Falls and those whacked-out, drunken wenches all ended up escaping harm by swmimming out the bus windows to the shore of the Sewer River and walking to the downtown pub, StogieJesus, to smoke ’em up!!!
Sincerely,
EggBert (and father of Neighbor Creamy Nugent and her Pussy and Pubes)