#8 – At Play and at Fire its Good manners to Give Place to the last Commer, and affect not to Speak Louder than Ordinary.
Does screaming count?
#22 – Show not yourself glad at the Misfortune of another though he were your enemy.
Oops.
#24 – Do not laugh too loud or too much at any Public Spectacle.
I’m screwed.
#34 -It is good Manners to prefer them to whom we Speak before ourselves especially if they be above us with whom in no Sort we ought to begin.
I apologize.
#35 – Let your Discourse with Men of Business be Short and Comprehensive.
Finally, one I agree with.
#42 – Let thy ceremonies in Courtesy be proper to the Dignity of his place with whom thou converses for it is absurd to act the same with a Clown and a Prince.
WTF?
#44 – When a man does all he can though it Succeeds not well blame not him that did it.
So we should reward stupidity?
#47 – Mock not nor Jest at any thing of Importance break [n]o Jest that are Sharp Biting and if you Deliver any thing witty and Pleasant abstain from Laughing thereat yourself.
I think South DaCola has broken this rule, but I am not sure.
#49 – Use no Reproachful Language against any one neither Curse nor Revile.
Oh, I definately broke this one.
#53 – Run not in the Streets, neither go too slowly nor with Mouth open go not Shaking your Arms kick not the earth with R feet, go not upon the Toes, nor in a Dancing fashion.
In other words, don’t participate in Gay pride parades?
#54 – Play not the Peacock, looking every where about you, to See if you be well Decked, if your Shoes fit well if your Stockings sit neatly, and Cloths handsomely.
Like I said above?
#55 – Eat not in the Streets, nor in the House, out of Season.
“Yes, I’ll have the cheeseburger, but only if the cow was killed yesterday.”
#56 – Associate yourself with Men of good Quality if you Esteem your own Reputation; for ‘is better to be alone than in bad Company.
Sorry Angry Guy, you are not my friend anymore, neither is Hos.
Fine… Fuck you then. Hos and I will start our own blog where we doodle and bash on politicians in an even snarkier way. We’ll be taking the gays and women with us too… since you seem to have a closet problem with both of those demographics…
#42 – Let thy ceremonies in Courtesy be proper to the Dignity of his place with whom thou converses for it is absurd to act the same with a Clown and a Prince.
WTF?
Don’t shake a clown’s hand (and introduce yourself and fawn over, etc.) the same way you’d shake the president’s.
#8 – At Play and at Fire its Good manners to Give Place to the last Commer, and affect not to Speak Louder than Ordinary.
Does screaming count?
#22 – Show not yourself glad at the Misfortune of another though he were your enemy.
Oops.
#24 – Do not laugh too loud or too much at any Public Spectacle.
I’m screwed.
#34 -It is good Manners to prefer them to whom we Speak before ourselves especially if they be above us with whom in no Sort we ought to begin.
I apologize.
#35 – Let your Discourse with Men of Business be Short and Comprehensive.
Finally, one I agree with.
#42 – Let thy ceremonies in Courtesy be proper to the Dignity of his place with whom thou converses for it is absurd to act the same with a Clown and a Prince.
WTF?
#44 – When a man does all he can though it Succeeds not well blame not him that did it.
So we should reward stupidity?
#47 – Mock not nor Jest at any thing of Importance break [n]o Jest that are Sharp Biting and if you Deliver any thing witty and Pleasant abstain from Laughing thereat yourself.
I think South DaCola has broken this rule, but I am not sure.
#49 – Use no Reproachful Language against any one neither Curse nor Revile.
Oh, I definately broke this one.
#53 – Run not in the Streets, neither go too slowly nor with Mouth open go not Shaking your Arms kick not the earth with R feet, go not upon the Toes, nor in a Dancing fashion.
In other words, don’t participate in Gay pride parades?
#54 – Play not the Peacock, looking every where about you, to See if you be well Decked, if your Shoes fit well if your Stockings sit neatly, and Cloths handsomely.
Like I said above?
#55 – Eat not in the Streets, nor in the House, out of Season.
“Yes, I’ll have the cheeseburger, but only if the cow was killed yesterday.”
#56 – Associate yourself with Men of good Quality if you Esteem your own Reputation; for ‘is better to be alone than in bad Company.
Sorry Angry Guy, you are not my friend anymore, neither is Hos.
whatever. i may not be a man, but i’m damn good quality. you should consider yourself fortunate to know me.
Fine… Fuck you then. Hos and I will start our own blog where we doodle and bash on politicians in an even snarkier way. We’ll be taking the gays and women with us too… since you seem to have a closet problem with both of those demographics…
sorry, was that harsh?
You two are so sensitive.
#42 – Let thy ceremonies in Courtesy be proper to the Dignity of his place with whom thou converses for it is absurd to act the same with a Clown and a Prince.
WTF?
Don’t shake a clown’s hand (and introduce yourself and fawn over, etc.) the same way you’d shake the president’s.
The author was on Colbert’s show Wed. night, I think he really is Harold from Red Green’s show.
I agree