Conspiracy Theories

Socialized Medicine coming to South Dakota in 2010!

If this Russian crackpot professor’s prediction comes true we will be Canadians soon.

For a decade, Russian academic Igor Panarin has been predicting the U.S. will fall apart in 2010. For most of that time, he admits, few took his argument — that an economic and moral collapse will trigger a civil war and the eventual breakup of the U.S. — very seriously. Now he’s found an eager audience: Russian state media.

We don’t need to change Washington, we need to change countries! But damn, do I hate maple syrup.