Have a Hobo Thanksgiving
Ghost of Dude Looks tasty, don’t it?
Happpy Thanksgiving everybody. Don’t knock it, you may be eating it too in a few years… or weeks.
COOL
Awesome Takes Practice
Johnny Roastbeef This is a REAL book.
Thank You Axl Rose
It’s free Dr Pepper Day! Who knew Chinese Democracy could be so good?
A little more “Holiday Cheer” for you all….
Angry Guy 
The REAL reason Santa is so jolly!
The active ingredients of the amanita mushrooms are not metabolized by the body, and so they remain active in the urine. In fact, it is safer to drink the urine of one who has consumed the mushrooms than to eat the mushrooms directly, as many of the toxic compounds are processed and eliminated on the first pass through the body.
It was common practice among ancient people to recycle the potent effects of the mushroom by drinking each other’s urine. The amanita’s ingredients can remain potent even after six passes through the human body. Some scholars argue that this is the origin of the phrase “to get pissed,” as this urine-drinking activity preceded alcohol by thousands of years.
I’m never sending my wife to the doctor again!
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So my wife’s toe has been giving her trouble for the last week or so, and finally she gave in and went to see the doctor. So I figure they’ll tell her what might be wrong and ‘scrip her some nice pain medication while figuring out how to fix whatever it is. I figured it was a bone spur or an inflamed joint or something.
Well, after several tests, a lengthy questionaire, and some prodding and squeezing of the affected foot, the doctor informed her that she’s pregnant.
Just a warning for all you ladies out there. Stay away from the doctor’s office – especially if all you want is your toe fixed.
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