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When a CNN comedy show is making fun of your marital affairs, it’s time to hang it up

l3wis 3Comments

Amber’s line, “Now for our next segment; Who’s F’ckn?“

I noticed at the beginning of Trump’s 2nd term, the comedians still kind of held back on him and his cabinet, but lately, they have been unloading. It was an open secret for 2 years before anybody in the national media decided to report on Noem’s man activities. What took so long? Finding sources? You could have just showed up to a GOP caucus meeting in Pierre and got more then you know what to do with.

While some may think comedians are too harsh on him and his cabinet, I keep asking the question, ‘When is it going to get harsh?’ There is only one way to fight clowns like this, and it is by shaming them on a historic level. Notice the only one beating up this administration right now isn’t Chuck ‘Flip Phone’ Schumer, it’s comedians. I think a fire was lit a couple of months ago, and I am enjoying the warmth.

Comedians have it good these days, the jokes are writing themselves, they could do standup in a coma and the jokes would still be good.

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Noem threatened with Impeachment

l3wis 4Comments

Then she leaves the meeting early. I am assuming to change her grandson’s diaper who’s crying was more annoying then the Code Pink protesters at the hearing. And who brings a baby to a congressional hearing? Oh, that’s right, the world’s dumbest person.

She gets hammered and had no place to run, that is why I am assuming she left early, probably to draw up her resignation letter. At least 4 of the reps asked for her resignation during the hearing, and 1 rep threatened to start impeachment hearings on her next week and VOWED to punish her for violating the law in her position as DHS director. I think Kristi dropped a load in her bedazzled panties after that statement and walked out shortly after.

I think she will resign before Trump or Congress can come after her. She isn’t going to stick around to be indicted on Federal Charges, even though she still can be AFTER she resigns.

I warned South Dakotans about her when she first ran for the state house, coining her the ‘Sarah Palin of SD’ and it seems Noem’s nickname has lived up to it. How is Palin these days? LOL. Of course if she does resign it will have little to do with her corrupt racist policies and that she is probably going to try to primary Marion M. Rounds in the Senate. But who knows? Maybe she will become an dental implant spokesperson.

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Trump to Ban Androgynous names

l3wis 9Comments

I saw this story today, then Trump signed an executive order to ban androgynous names like;

Pat(t) • Jordan • Taylor • Lauren (Loren) • Shannon • Mickey • Scottie • Carrol(l) • Kerry (Carrie, Kari) • Leslie (Leslee) • Lynn • Shawn (Sean, Sion, Shaun) and if you are a Johnny Cash fan . . . Sue.

I am kidding of course, or am I?

There is a part of me that is really bummed about a president who has lost his mind (current and previous) but you have to admit the pettiness is unrelenting and so ridiculous it is comical. Watching cabinet meetings is like watching ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’. The Crazy part is they would probably have better policy ideas. Heck, a pimple on a teen’s ass would have better policy ideas.

Speaking of pettiness, I think I will be hosting a SouthDacola Fest to celebrate the termination of the dumbest person on earth and current DHS director. I guess she is preparing for the termination by buying a home in Yankton (or maybe she is trying to help out her nephew who lives there that just got a DUI?) DEPORT HIM! WE DON’T WANT THAT KIND OF STUPID GARBAGE IN OUR COUNTRY!

It will be fun to watch a Fox News pundit from the basement of a Crankton Home Studio. I wouldn’t be surprised if she already signed her Fox News contract, probably did it at the Mexican Restaurant in Watertown (that kind of sounds like an oxymoron, but ironically most small cities in SD have a Mexican Restaurant ran by an immigrant family, and usually it is best restaurant in town. Yankton has one of the best in the state, this is probably why her husband chose the place, because racists really are that thick).

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A Dirty Old Man has Plans

l3wis 4Comments

Years ago a good friend who is about 4 years younger then our president told me a joke. He says, “You know what the difference between an old man and a dirty old man is? . . . . An old man has memories, a dirty old man has plans.” This describes our prezzo perfectly. Most 80 year old politicians are only trying to create a legacy, this guy is looking for world dominance. Seems like a strange thing to want when you wear diapers and decorate the Whitehouse like an Old West whore house.

Speaking of the Orange Menace, I found his manure spreader fighter jet video humorous. I said, “He is finally telling us what he really thinks of us.” It was like he was playing a joke on himself and didn’t realize it. I think a counter video should of been made so when he hits the drop bottom a giant turd explodes in his face and the airplane drops a load on the Kremlin.

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