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SouthDacola Movie Club with Zed de la Muerte

Zed de la Muerte October 12, 2009 2Comments

zombieland_clown

SPOILER ALERT!

Oh wait.. If you’ve seen the trailer for this movie, then you’ve already had the entire movie spoiled for you. Most, if not ALL, of the clever and original parts made the trailer. So really all you are waiting to see is the one redeeming cameo about halfway through this 1hr 20min film. This movie plays out less likeÂ anÂ apocalyptic zombie movie than it tries to be “Nick & Nora’s Infinite Playlist of the Living Dead”. Character development and storyline takes a back seat to sight gags and the awkward teenage crush that the movie seems to be founded on. Â Initially I had nice things to say about it. The more I think about it the more it really irks me that it was played to be this end of the world zombie comedy, and instead we were being sold a soundtrack and set up for a sequel. Zombie movies don’t have sequels. There are no happy endings in the land of the walking dead. EVER! I give it 6/10 brains, just for creative zombie kills and Emma Stone is hot carrying that cannon around.

Emma Stone

A Movie Review with The Angry Guy

Angry Guy January 27, 2009 14Comments

‘The Wrestler’

I saw this movie last night, and I was a little surprised. It turns out that it is really about an old stripper that can’t get men to pay to see her naked, and gets harrassed by some guy that used to wrestle that has AIDS or something like that. Sure, there were plenty of scenes where fat bloody gay men roll around on the floor for the entertainment of the NASCAR crowd, but mostly that was filler between the scenes where you get to see Marisa Tomei’s funbags. Would I recommend this movie to someone I like? That’s a trick question, I don’t like people…. but I would say rent it when it comes out on DVD.

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Marley and Me Spoiler

Johnny Roastbeef December 16, 2008 3Comments

Marley and Me Spoiler

Boner COOL Film

Vinnie Jones Was Hospitalized And Arrested After A Bar Fight At Wiley’s Tavern In Sioux Falls, South Dakota!

Johnny Roastbeef December 5, 2008 5Comments

What!

I used to live a block away from Wiley’s and because of the location it was my bar of choice many nights. Nothing cool ever happend there. The most exciting thing about Wiley’s was the Lord Of The Rings pinball machine, and I don’t even like Lord Of The Rings, but it was good pinball.

I guess I was kind of lucky I wasn’t there because I would of asked him, weren’t you in that movie The Condemned with Steve Austin? I got a free ticket to that movie in exchange for a review, and I was nice with my review, but that movie sucked. At that point, he probably would have killed me.

http://argusleader.com/article/20081205/UPDATES/81205045&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL?GID=XwWFeqsmoTmKTWdh6BeyO4R3uoQDhpZXZPs8YiAd+n8%3D

http://perezhilton.com/2008-12-05-busted-1

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/05/vinnie-jones-arrested/