Why I love the Onion
Ghost of Dude 
Looks like Glenn Beck dodged another bullet today.
Unfortunately, the victim of this fatal car accident was not him.
MoFo
Angry Guy Governor Big Hair calls Obama a MOFO
l3wis 
What’s with this guy’s hairdo anyway?
He also appears to think little of the president-elect, whom he calls a “motherf***er” at one point. Â
“F**k him,†Blagjoveich says of Obama during a lengthy call with top aides and his wife recorded on November 10th, “For nothing? F**k him.â€
Blagojevich “said he knows that the President-elect wants Senate Candidate 1 for the Senate seat but ‘they’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. F**k them,'” says the complaint.
What’s wrong with appreciation? It’s the thought that counts, ya know.
I think this guy is even too potty-mouth for my blog.