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Pile it up with all of the other bullshit..

The Obamas finally picked a breed. 

I guess all that talk of rescuing a dog was smoke being blown up our asses to make him seem like an Average Joe. They should have just gone to a shelter and picked a mutt to save, instead of perpetuating the notion that a pure-breed is somehow superior. They will end up paying $2000 or more for a puppy, when the rest of the country is in a recession.

Bout time we have a president who wants to work

Have I mentioned that I thank God everyday that McCain and Gov. Moose Drool were not elected?

But while our economy may be weakened and our confidence shaken; though we are living through difficult and uncertain times, tonight I want every American to know this:

We will rebuild, we will recover, and the United States of America will emerge stronger than before.

Governor Jingle Balls had to put in his 2-Cents . .  . Yawn

But Democratic leaders in Congress rejected this approach. Instead of trusting us to make wise decisions with our own money,

You are kidding right? Blobby? Wise decisions?! Blaahahahahahahaha! You, Boner Boehner and Ironic Johnny Thune need to sit down and come up with a new strategy, seriously, I’m starting to feel sorry for you.

“Abraham Obama” Film to Debut in San Francisco this Weekend

In the spirit of Hunter S. Thompson and the Merry Pranksters, English and crew take us on an unforgettable trip through America’s underground in a new film, Abraham Obama, from JetSet Graffiti. Along the way they meet up with counterculture heroes like Shepard Fairey, Morgan Spurlock, and David Choe to spread their subversive propaganda to America’s heartland on a grassroots campaign to get Obama elected.

Hopefully the Associated Press won’t be trying to F’ck this up too . .