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Parody
Tappin’ Dat Vote!
While I will admit the image is clever, I feel like I am missing the joke . . .
Poops Text Gate is just the tip of the Iceberg
After bribing one of HenTaken’s campaign goons with a (fake) autographed picture of Reagan standing next to John Wayne I was given access to Poops future text messages to his followers. Here is a sampling;
‘Village on the River was my fault . . . just kidding.’
‘I was put on laundry duty tonight. Yes, Dutchmen can fold . . . Benjamins!’
‘I will fire another city director today. Big reveal tomorrow!’
‘I have a tramp stamp . . . BLESSED.’
‘Erica has been running the city the past 3 1/2 years. My bad.’
‘Marshall just told me the secret of his success. I forget.’
‘Good luck getting Werther’s candy at HyVee on Minnesota. SOLD OUT!’
‘I will be talking to a random minority group on Thursday. SELFIE MANIA!’
‘COVID is sooooo 2021!’
‘Pinball rocks! The Bonus Round room at StartUp Sioux Falls will pay the yearly rent.’
‘Pride Sioux Falls asked me again to read a proclamation. I feel a family camping trip coming on.’
This is just a sampling of the text messages supporters will receive over the next couple of weeks. Share yours!